I'm inundated with work, (meaning I have procrastinated since August & the bulk of my classes have due dates tomorrow. Woopsies!) which "leaves less time for working out." I will probably be up all night & pull another all-nighter again Wednesday. I have a hard enough time getting up to hydrate myself when nearing death.... never mind pushing myself to charge my tree trunk legs around the city for a run when I get this busy.
Some of you fit bitches may find yourself with "too much work & stress" to at least get some cardio in, but you need to shut your trout mouth & move your booty anyway. Nobody is saying to run a marathon or to complete an IronWOman.
Firstly, stop biting off more than you can chew (literally & metaphorically). Secondly, stop whining. Thirdly, organize your hot mess of a life so that you can budget your time to fit in work, play, exercise & heavy drinking (JuS pLaYiN'). Working out will relieve stress so that you can better tackle everything you have going on in your life. Commit to just four days a week & you'll start to see a change not only in your physical appearance, but you'll notice a mental change as well. Endorphins make you feel happier, prettier & generally better than everybody around you just like Kim Kardashian after receiving public attention for the release of a "private" sex tape.
If you have time to read a blog, you have time to put down your bowl of spam & pudding & get moving. I'm not fucking around bitch. Let's MOVE.
To get you motivated, here is a pic of what you'll look like if you avoid physical activity :/
See how much better he looks now!?!?!?!
Jesus fucking Christ............
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