Hurts So Good

I ran today & at the end of my route, I decided to chase this lil' bitch in short shorts down & it hurt like hell. He looked like a 45 lb baby flying down the street. He was definitely a big time runner & it felt good to chase him whilst also watching his tiny ass move in front of me. Note: this was not in a sexual way. I was literally mesmerized by how tiny & toned it was. By the end of my sprint, I got to my street & collapsed. I had gone until I could feel my throat start to burn. I figured that was probably good enough for the day.

When I run, I allow myself to negotiate with myself. I say: "listen up, bitch if you make it to the end of this block, you can lessen your pace." Usually, once I get there, I realize how easy it was & I maintain my pace. Make tiny goals when you run. Look for destinations that are easy to get to. I constantly say to myself: "reevaluate, bitch, reevaluate." I pay very close attention to what my body is saying & I push it just hard enough to where I feel like I may shit my shorts, but I harness my desire to run harder with the image of myself actually shitting my pants in public.

While I was chasing pansy-pants down the street, I was thinking to myself about different levels of fitness. My one sister is built like a runway model and has only recently started working out. (In fact, she texted me the other day & said:"I just ran my stairs. I'm a fit bitch." This is actually a really good workout.)  However, even before she started kicking ass, she had abs & toned arms. Then there's me. I naturally tend to be curvier. Eating healthy isn't just enough for me. I have to exercise to maintain my muscles. I have boobs, a booty, hips & thighs. There are so many body types out there & sometimes smaller bodies don't need a lot of exercise to stay small & to even have some tone to their muscles. There are bitches who workout moderately who look insanely great, there are bitches who workout really hard & have a really hard time shedding weight, there are bitches who don't work out at all, but they look like they're a track star. Working out isn't just about attaining a certain body type. Working out offers something mentally. It may not really make a difference in your body if you sprint those last 5 steps, but you prove to yourself that you kept pushing through that physical pain of: my leg is burning & that mental pain of: bitch, you need to stop because this is torture. You prove to yourself you can overcome obstacles & that you are STRONG inside & out.

Bitches, if you skip over this whole blog, make sure you read this last sentence:
DON'T JUST WORKOUT TO LOOK LIKE A SEXY BITCH. WORKOUT BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU A STRONG BITCH INSIDE & OUT!